So we are waiting for our group to arrive outside the Scarlet Monastery, and my friend in WoW emote/whistles and emote/flirts with another player. She is a Blood Elf Huntress called Notachick.
After he emote/blows a kiss to to her too, I had to say something to him
“Erm, that players name is Notachick.”
“Yeah?” he replies, emote/flexing his muscles at her, Ooh so strong!
I tried again “Not…a…chick”
He went very very quiet.
Tigerlili and I often play World of Warcraft together. It’s an online game, just in case you are…
my parents
You’d think it would be a pretty uncommon thing. I suppose it probably is. You hear about people getting divorced, having to go cold turkey and all kinds of crazy 12-step shit. Anyhoo. I found this on the Internets:
(P.S. You know you’re the luckiest WoW-playing man alive when at a dinner party with friends your wife says she wants to pull out the laptop “to check the Auction House”)
So I (or we) am (or are) not alone.
clicky here for the inspiration for the Male Blood Elf dance.
Playing as a male Blood Elf has it’s perks. Chicks dig your dancing. And everyone knows that we female WoW players spend most of our time in game dancing with hot male Blood Elves.
Fancy Dancing.
So this is where I have been for the last few months. In Azeroth*.
*Armed with the fully illustrated World of Warcraft Atlas (published by www.bradygames.com ISBN 0-7440-0441-1) It’s on Amazon. It’s lovely. Glossy.
We wait eagerly for the Burning Crusade expansion.
I’m a noob, just two lvl 30 Priests (one on each side) and a small clawful of lower level characters. Everyone plays this, most of the SWG community migrated here I suspect.
Basics is that it’s set in Elf land.
There are two sides, Alliance and Horde.
Alliance are Night Elves, Dwarves, Humans and Gnomes.
Horde are Undead, Trolls, Taurens and Orcs.
Alliance are soon to be joined by the hoofy Draenei http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draenei
Horde get the blonde horror of the Blood Elves http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_Elves
Ok, I’m sure that the Blood elves aren’t just blonde, but right now, the screenshots look like pointy Barbie dolls who are slightly cross. Still, just as long as I can make one in a brusier set of colours, I’ll try one out, it’s not that I don’t like playing my Undead character Crazylina, it’s just that sometimes her bony spine sticking out from her cloak makes me feel like I’m playing as Kiera “anorexia? never heard of it!” Knightley. But then Kiera’s jaw sticks out, where as my characters jawbone keeps falling off, so they are different in that respect. At least for the moment.
Personally I think that Troll girls have more fun. They certainly seem to get the most howling, whistling and bashful looks from the male folk. I think it is the sheer brazen Tina Turner Thunderdome Warrior Queenishness of them. That and their sexy tusks.
Sexy Troll Lady
Sexier Tina Lady
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