This is our friend Bruce. He has a nice art beard.
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Read his fighting talk at the Highland Fling - The conference for web standards in Scotland, here
Take a look at his blog. This is a man who has made the beautiful web* his vocation in a true spiritual sense. I think he is a visionary, a good person. Inspiring.
The web is beautiful. It’s beautiful in the way that the Universe is or that atoms are.
Our very own Highwaywoman, Madam Stan is raising a bit of cash for her computer. Why is this important? Well, she is the founder of the Ant Liberation Front and organiser of AntFest 2007. Continue reading ‘Ant Liberation Front’
A Kitten, Nationality Unknown
Wonkenstein posted this link in a comment. It is so funny i had to sit down and then stand up and then sit down.
In a related story, Google wonders when you are searching for Wonkenstein if indeed that you might have meant someone else.
Our friend Mandi has this helpful error kitten in her computer. Luck…eeeeee.
No, they don’t look very well. Maybe it was something in the water.
Just after this picture was taken, we got parking tickets for our broomsticks.
We went out and saw a performance in Newark on Friday night. We met a new friend named Dave. He has has a cool band Zed Never
We also saw a performance called “The Mother of Rabbits” by Sarah Kipp. It was a poignant spoken word piece describing the primal urge to motherhood and the mothering of small rabbits. She projects slides of her family and other people onto her face creating a spooky mask effect.
http://sarahkipp.com/paintings.cfm
Dave’s loft was in the middle of Newark, which is seemingly abandoned. It was cool. Here look an early painting by Ella Guru!
If you work at Adam’s old company and you are in Venice and now you love Venice you should marry it.
And you Venice lovers should be aware that strange classical music robots like playing music there and also that Pizza Express do a nice pizza called the Veneziana which has capers, onions, pine nuts and sultanas on it, and that Pizza Express give a discretionary 25 pence from each pizza sold to help the “Venice in Peril” charity and other projects throughout the UK.
As you can see in the photograph above, Venice indeed looks in peril here. This photograph was actually taken recently, in the 1980’s. The Evilers are bombarding the city with lazer beams of pain and destructor rays of pretty pink and yellow stars. Luckily the classical musicians of “Rondo Veneziano” are there to save little Mark Wong. With their brocade dresses and shiny metal no-faces, they will play the music that makes everything all nice again.
Also if a beautiful “lady” who looks like this asks you to go for a little “swim” DON’T!
“She” is in fact Farinelli, the famous Castrati who died in 1782. Although you may imagine glamour and jewels would bedrip you if you were on the arm of this shrill beauty, A little “swim” with this ghostly singer (who has the voice of an angel, but alas, the vanity of a diva) would end up with you throwing yourself into the canal of the dead, where doomed souls swim in eternal misery and dampness forever.
Well, are you? If you are I feel very sorry for you. I have had very many hangovers and I know how horrible it can be. Try to replace your electrolytes, get some codeine, and take lots of vitamin B. If it’s really bad, sugary drinks can give you temporary respite. A hangover? I feel for you…that is…unless…you are in Venice. In that case you are a jerk.
See this guy? He has a hangover and is obviously not in Venice therefore I feel a bit sorry for him
See this guy. He is probably hungover today BUT he is also in Venice. Therefore pity = 0.
All the people I used to work with are going to Venice today for two days. I am going to my cubicle in Edison, near the Metropark train station. Therefore, if you happen to be going to Venice, you are a jerk.
Look these people. Are you one of them or are you also in Venice?
Well.. guess what? You are a jerk!
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