Adam Cavill : I understand that the commerce of transport is complicated. I understand that fuel prices are at an all time high. I also understand that taking public transport should be cheaper and easier than owning a car.
(Wed Nov 23, 6:16 pm).
Well I see how you are now! You vile bone creatures with your hard water hit the round thing with stick feet knives game.
Perhaps you would like to come and see one of our little games? A game called enter the bone creature air hole and extract brain with powerful suction arms? Wouldn’t you like that? It is a tradition down here. One that I would like to keep up.
Maybe next time you go swimming. Anywhere in the world. In salt water.
Be seeing you.
It’s disgusting, really disgusting. This beautiful creature chopped up by a singing chef. He chops it’s eye last. He is a horrible chef. I pity the woman who married him. Don’t let MARK WONG see this.
Well, I’m sure Doctor Moctopus is still quite disturbed by this attempt at sick humor.
Actually he has punished me for it. I don’t want to go into how, but needless to say, it was a very unpleasant dream I had about him and it involved a lot of nostril torture…
THAT is called escaping!
(…)
I love hims! I am lucky enough to have a cuddly soft plush Cthulhu like this,
but ‘My Little Cthulhu’ comes with it’s own minions! Mini Minions!
Oooh I just saw there is also an Angry Version!
Lookit, lookit!
Flippin’ eck. I love them too. They are very nicey.
Minions! Mwahahaha! I need them!
Well Derek Coleman sure has taken a shine to me. Drawing pictures and the like on your Internets. For me there are still a lot of things about you humans I find both ROFL and freaking alien! Even my weird looking fans, Derek! That’s why I have inked a nice draw for you! TTFN!
BTW, I do not floop, I do not pucker, nor do I oomoo. I conive, I stealth, I feed.
Thank you very much for the wonderful portrait Dr. Mocktopus. 
It is true many of our ways are quite strange (even to me), and yet…
- Two arms are more than enough for us to give hugs
- Two legs are enough to easily move around (on land)
- The size of our eyes do not frighten our little children
- And we find kissing is nicer with soft lips
We thank our creator very much for all these things and more, but tell me Dr. Mocktopus, is it the Flying Spaghetti Monster* you praise or some other deity?
Meh!
As you can see, the enigmatic Doctor Mocktopus has been cosmically ‘inspiring’ other artists… sending his slimmery puckering tentacles out into the ether and sort of flooping and omoo-ing his way into the world…
This just in! The Purple People Eater* denies any relation to Doctor Moctopus! In a statement today P.P.E. growled “I don’t mock humans, I just eat them! And no, Doc Mock is not my cousin!”.
We’d have a follow-up on the issue tomorrow, but unfortunately our camera man was quickly eaten by P.P.E.
He’s the best one now.
What, you may ask, do I think is so funny about you humans? HAHAHAHA don’t get me started!
1. Bones
2. Same color skin (no camouflage lol!)
3. Lack of beak
4. Not enough legs (ROFL)
cya l8tr!
<3 Dr. Mocktopus
Don’t forget “inking” strange, precise symbols on paper and not being able to escape through 1″ holes. OMG! WTF! BBQ! 
Oh, well thanks very much Dr Mocktopus. At least we don’t smell of fish and have tentacles and suckers all over us.
Signed,
A Hu-Man.
Listen Roi, we Cephal-ipods know all about you and your “music”
Everyone on the interweb has seen your belly button, so don’t you start on my suckers young man.
So much contempt, yet so sophisticated at the same time.
My dog, Ben, has three legs, and thats plenty. Motherfucker.
I remember you Big D when you were Little D. You probably don’t remember, but there was a dream that you had when you were about five years old. You woke up having wet the bed after dreaming of a Giant Aristocratic Octopus which pushed it’s tentacles up your nostrils, and then it pushed out your little jelly child eyes. Oh yes. We ALL remember that dream very well.
LMAO.
Hmm. Need an evil job, my good Doctor?
Hey, I remember that dream, doc. Wow, I had pushed it so far back into the recesses of my mind, that up until now, it was running on a constant loop in the mind of my previous life form.
Speaking of dreams, I am being sued by Frito Lay because I dreamed about their bbq Fritos without clearing rights to their brand. I hate you brand guys. You sue me for my dreams.
Big D, 
Derek Coleman 6:29 pm on April 26, 2007 Permalink |
Awe man! I’d hate to see what they do to us once we get to planet Cephalopod. Let’s hope they don’t have YouTube there either, dang.