Well I see how you are now! You vile bone creatures with your hard water hit the round thing with stick feet knives game.
Perhaps you would like to come and see one of our little games? A game called enter the bone creature air hole and extract brain with powerful suction arms? Wouldn’t you like that? It is a tradition down here. One that I would like to keep up.
Maybe next time you go swimming. Anywhere in the world. In salt water.
Be seeing you.
It’s disgusting, really disgusting. This beautiful creature chopped up by a singing chef. He chops it’s eye last. He is a horrible chef. I pity the woman who married him. Don’t let MARK WONG see this.
I love hims! I am lucky enough to have a cuddly soft plush Cthulhu like this,
but ‘My Little Cthulhu’ comes with it’s own minions! Mini Minions!
Oooh I just saw there is also an Angry Version!
Lookit, lookit!
Well Derek Coleman sure has taken a shine to me. Drawing pictures and the like on your Internets. For me there are still a lot of things about you humans I find both ROFL and freaking alien! Even my weird looking fans, Derek! That’s why I have inked a nice draw for you! TTFN!
BTW, I do not floop, I do not pucker, nor do I oomoo. I conive, I stealth, I feed.
As you can see, the enigmatic Doctor Mocktopus has been cosmically ‘inspiring’ other artists… sending his slimmery puckering tentacles out into the ether and sort of flooping and omoo-ing his way into the world…
What, you may ask, do I think is so funny about you humans? HAHAHAHA don’t get me started!
1. Bones
2. Same color skin (no camouflage lol!)
3. Lack of beak
4. Not enough legs (ROFL)
cya l8tr!
<3 Dr. Mocktopus
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