Well I see how you are now! You vile bone creatures with your hard water hit the round thing with stick feet knives game.
Perhaps you would like to come and see one of our little games? A game called enter the bone creature air hole and extract brain with powerful suction arms? Wouldn’t you like that? It is a tradition down here. One that I would like to keep up.
Maybe next time you go swimming. Anywhere in the world. In salt water.
It’s disgusting, really disgusting. This beautiful creature chopped up by a singing chef. He chops it’s eye last. He is a horrible chef. I pity the woman who married him. Don’t let MARK WONG see this.
Well Derek Coleman sure has taken a shine to me. Drawing pictures and the like on your Internets. For me there are still a lot of things about you humans I find both ROFL and freaking alien! Even my weird looking fans, Derek! That’s why I have inked a nice draw for you! TTFN!
BTW, I do not floop, I do not pucker, nor do I oomoo. I conive, I stealth, I feed.
As you can see, the enigmatic Doctor Mocktopus has been cosmically ‘inspiring’ other artists… sending his slimmery puckering tentacles out into the ether and sort of flooping and omoo-ing his way into the world…
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