Following our successful branding of bald opera star with his heart filled with murder, Phil Dearson Baritone English Villian, we here at BMPL tm have taken up the torch again to add some pizzaz! and hoo-ha! to a lonely young man’s brand. We thought BALD BOSS was already an exciting brand with a distinctive look. So in this case it is not so much a rebrand that we are doing, but we are adding a new layer of meaning to a pre-existing brand. A brand refresh if you will.
As everyone knows, even the most brandalicious brands can become stale over time, so we have given it a much needed shot in the arm. YOU WILL AGREE. (And so would MARK WONG)
Firstly I would like to present my vision for the album cover for Phil Dearson’s debut album “I kill you at the Opera” Please click the image for larger glorified version.
Celebrities endorse almost everything these days. Even to the point of pretending to have actually taken part in the design of the product they endorse. Too cool! Madonna actually designed this poly-cotton blouse for me! J-Lo made this perfume so I would smell sexxxy bottom! At BrandMastor we have decided to link 2 hot memes.
Meme 1: Ironic ignorance of 80’s metal empowers the resurgence of little known metal bands merchandise
Meme 2: People in music endorsing colognes (Puff Daddy (Sean John), G.G. Allin, etc.)
We combine them together because that means DoubleProductPower (TM)*! Click to see first product board hot off the creative desking environment here at BMPL (TM)! We see this product appealing to either the AXE/LYNX crowd or retarded sluts.
Shock and AWE!!!
You know Lohan and Hilton are going to be all over this like starving dogs on babies. So get licensing, you bastards, before all the money flees to China.
As most of you know, professionally I am a brand creator of rare pedigree. I won’t bore you with the details but suffice it to say that I am one of the very few thousand people in the world that infect you with strange and unwanted desires for things that you would never otherwise want and couldn’t possibly need.
What you probably don’t know is that I’ve reached the stage of my career where I need to spread my wings and fly like a little big bird first leaving his nest on those first tentative steps towards the great big wide world of the independent consultant or to become the harsh master of my own hive of brand sycophants, lackeys and lickspittles.
It is with no small sense of humility and arrogance that I submit to you:
I have a great number of ideas everyday. Most of them are for new products and why not? I work in branding and I watch TV. More importantly, I buy things from stores, and sometimes I even buy things from the Internets! Who better than me to invent new products? The answer is NO ONE. Take a look at product idea 1 and TELL ME I’M NOT.
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