You know when you move to the USA that eventually everyone else you know will end up there too? Well it has happened! Except it turns out no one is nice enough to tell us! Did you think we wouldn’t notice?

So don’t bother to pretend that you still live in London next time we visit ok? It’s embarassing to all of us.

Nice one about the “band” Paul Ronney Angel maybe you shouldn’t have pretended that they were so successful. Well I hope you enjoy your cows.

Oh and Igor? I hope your “roadying” for Edwyn Collins is equally satisfying. We have seen where you park. You can’t live far from there!

Bastages, the pair of you!!