Like General Zod, our cat has been banished to eternity in a two dimensional plane. Unlike General Zod, he is locked forever inside a computer rather than a space mirror. Space mirrors are prone to breakage. Come to think of it so are computers! THAT’S Windows Vista! Oh noes!

In reality, we sent him to live in the country at Gina’s farm. NOT a euphemism for euthanasia! We sent him out there for reals. Much happier killing things in the barn I’m told.