Dave Dicklord, TV Cockhole

You ever notice that David Letterman, the smug TV c*nt, is a vastly overpaid jerk? A mere super-rumenerated heckler?

Here he is in 1987 interviewing Crispin Glover

And again a couple days ago, interviewing Joaquin Phoenix.

I know who I’d invite over to dinner. And it sure ain’t that buck toothed f*ckface.

Of course it’s all PR.