Me “I like the name Damien. I think it’s a beautiful name. If we had a boy I would consider it. Definitely. But the problem with that name is that it’s difficult not to associate…”

Adam (shaking his head) “What about Damon Albarn and Damien Hirst?”

Me “…it with…”

Adam “They have kind of made it their own.”

Me “Yeah. You’re right. I see that.”

Adam “If I had a boy I would call him Damien Omen 3.”

The NYC bus comes.

Adam “And if I had a girl I would call her Damien Omen 4.”