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  • Adam Cavill 3:34 pm on February 24, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    Dream Chat Diary III: Return of the Dreamer 

    Tigerlili: I was having a dream about a cover band last night called the Wailing Stones and the lead singer looked like a 20 year old Paul Macartney
    Tigerlili: In the middle of the set there was this strange angry man making scary sounds
    Adam: That’s weird I was having a dream about a cover band called Heavy Gondolas, the played Zep, but the singer looked like a 22 yo Roger Daltrey
    Adam: A Yoko Ono kept interrupting them.
    Tigerlili: he was hiding under the stage and was very angry with them for being a Stones/Beatles cover band
    Adam: and saying that she was going to sue michael Jackson for hair infringement
    Tigerlili: …
    Tigerlili: You liar.
    Adam: No no!
    …
    Adam: I mean yes
    Adam: I did make that up?
    Adam: Did it really happen or was it a dream?
    Adam: Isn’t having a dream a kind of lying?
    Tigerlili: <--- Looks at you without emotion

     

  • Adam Cavill 10:03 am on February 24, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    General Zodded the Cat 

    Like General Zod, our cat has been banished to eternity in a two dimensional plane. Unlike General Zod, he is locked forever inside a computer rather than a space mirror. Space mirrors are prone to breakage. Come to think of it so are computers! THAT’S Windows Vista! Oh noes!

    In reality, we sent him to live in the country at Gina’s farm. NOT a euphemism for euthanasia! We sent him out there for reals. Much happier killing things in the barn I’m told.

     

  • Adam Cavill 10:46 am on February 19, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    Conversation with Chris 

    I go this chat on blackberry sometime last night. I was probably asleep at the time. It sure made me laugh this morning.

    Chris: Dude, I don’t know how often you listen to your Last.Fm station, but it’s creeping me the f*ck out!
    Chris: Okay – it’s not creepy anymore
    Chris: Aaaahh! It’s creepy again!!

    Listen to my last.fm station. I don’t see what the problem is.

    was it this?

    Maybe it was this:

    Probably this:

     

    • -p 6:09 pm on March 10, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      for sure it was the bongwater song that topped the creepy factor.
      i just tried listening to it for a second time… no way, not right now, thanks.
      -p

  • Adam Cavill 11:49 am on February 13, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    Dave Dicklord, TV Cockhole 

    You ever notice that David Letterman, the smug TV c*nt, is a vastly overpaid jerk? A mere super-rumenerated heckler?

    Here he is in 1987 interviewing Crispin Glover

    And again a couple days ago, interviewing Joaquin Phoenix.

    I know who I’d invite over to dinner. And it sure ain’t that buck toothed f*ckface.

    Of course it’s all PR.

     

  • Adam Cavill 12:43 pm on February 6, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    Dad Pockets 

    See what I mean?

     

  • Adam Cavill 1:58 pm on February 5, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    I want to talk about the real junk 

    When I was about 12 years old radio was moribund, (ELO, Queen, Journey and the ilk). Much Music didn’t exist yet nor did MTV. I used to watch a show called, “The New Music” which used to air on City TV in the metro Toronto area. It was pretty much my only source for fresh, weird stuff.

    One episode is burned into my mind forever. It had Sid and Nancy nodding out in some squalid flat somewhere, and some Pistols out takes. I thought, man, this is pretty freakin’ cool. I liked metal and hard rock but this was angry too, snide, bitter. I could tell my parents would really, really hate it. The other thing I loved (and still do) was monster movies, Sci-Fi. That was when it happened. The video for Garbageman by the Cramps.

    I was like, WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS????????? WHAT???????

    I couldn’t move. I was lost right then and there. Monsters, rock and roll, sex, drugs, the whole shebang. It’s all there. In that video.

    Thanks for that. Can you ever know how your art made me feel? It made me want to do things. That was the real junk, pure and simple. Straight into the eyeball.

    R.I.P Lux Interior

     

  • Tigerlili Cavill 5:59 pm on February 2, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    Bus Stop baby name conversation 

    Me “I like the name Damien. I think it’s a beautiful name. If we had a boy I would consider it. Definitely. But the problem with that name is that it’s difficult not to associate…”

    Adam (shaking his head) “What about Damon Albarn and Damien Hirst?”

    Me “…it with…”

    Adam “They have kind of made it their own.”

    Me “Yeah. You’re right. I see that.”

    Adam “If I had a boy I would call him Damien Omen 3.”

    The NYC bus comes.

    Adam “And if I had a girl I would call her Damien Omen 4.”

     

  • Tigerlili Cavill 1:47 am on February 1, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    Anorexic Stupid Dolls 

    “And I was like OMG, I SOOOO Pro Ana! And she was like “OMFG that’s so cool, seeing your ribs is so hot”, and “I was like OMG SHUT UP! I’m SOOO fat” And she was like “OMFG go throw up already!” and I was like “OMG I just threw up my own ribs!” and she was like “OMFG I think you look so much better without your ribs” and I was like “OMG I just started choking on my own epiglottis” and she was like “Throw it up, throw it up, it’s making you swallow food which makes you so fat” and I was like “Ung Ung Guh Guh”

    Keep women stupid. Give these dolls to your daughters.

     

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