A Present for Enemies!
Stuck for an idea for what to get your enemy? Maybe the ex-partner that cheated on you? How about the ex-colleague that participated in that bitch session but then went and told the boss EVERY SINGLE F*CKING word you said? You know, the ones that lie, that cheat, that steal. The ones that pretend that your ideas are their own. Those ones.
Search no further. It’s right here: The Cheers to You CD. Buy it! Put some sh*t in the box with it! Mail it!