McDonaldland Hipsters

Holy WTF. 

Where did the burger come from? Why is he hiding it? That little look right at the end? What is he doing? Holding two tomatoes?

But what about this? Why is the evil lady HIDING HER hamburger? Why is she going to give it to me? Does she suck on the tomato at the end until there is no juice in it? Or does she praise great tomato for the blood that gives the earth?