On my way out to San Francisco last week, two 90-year-old looking ladies had this exchange as we were taking our seats.

1st Old Lady (to Her Son): She won’t get out of the way. Look at her standing there.
2nd Old Lady: I’m sorry I’m doing this as quickly as I can.
1st Old Lady: (says nothing, glares)
2nd Old Lady: I have a cane you know.