HAPPY HALLOWEEN
We are stuck doing passport stuff so no cool picture today
Before you get dressed tomorrow, remember that there’s nothing stopping you from dressing fancy every day. Nothing except yourself.
We are stuck doing passport stuff so no cool picture today
Before you get dressed tomorrow, remember that there’s nothing stopping you from dressing fancy every day. Nothing except yourself.
I’m not really sure why you would get it for anyone or why I invented it but there it is. The Make It Worse Doll. If your friend is having troubles give them this doll and everything will become MORE troublesome. I think it might be my worst invention. But now that I have it who knows? Maybe I can make something even worserer.
Thanks for the timely reminder, Eye Spider! Better start getting ready everyone! It’s the best holiday of the year!
According to the NY Times:
Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska, 44, Mr. McCain’s running mate, has released no medical information.
Wonder why? She is a FEMBOT!!!!
Not the Austin Powers kind. The Bionic Woman kind.
Xavier is a confusing patri/matricidal man creature with backwards legs, a beak and a snake arm. He believes himself to be a shaman. He wanders an intentionally lo-res 3D world.
This television show may watched on Adult Swim HERE.
It is unforgettable. It is unforgettable in the same way Locust Abortion Technician is unforgettable.
Between Ugg Mugg and President Obama. I reckon Ugg Mugg is going to say the word “friends” alot.
9.44 PM
Ugg Mugg says that Sarah Palin is the bestest, prettiest reformer ever and she will be his partner. That means they will get married and they will live in the White House. Maybe have babies? Who knows?Â
9.46
Ugg Mugg still pretending that raising taxes on people and businesses that make more than $250 000/year will make poor people poorer. Oh Ugg Mugg! Don’t you see that rich people don’t give any money to poor people? They keep it all for themselves! They spend it on castles and fancy dinners! If they have less money they won’t give any less. They can’t give any less because they give none.
9.55
Obama is talking about free trade. Ugg Mugg? Ugg Mugg? What are you looking at? Are people wearing t-shirts that make you feel sad?Â
10.00
Ugg Mugg, why are you using a global broadcast to talk to someone named “Joe the Plumber”? How do you even know he’s watching? That name sounds pretty made up to me. Is he a mafia? Is he even a real person?
10.09
Abortion! Roe v. Wade! Now is my chance to read about it on Wikipedia!
10.13
Well at least they are speaking plainly. By the way Roe v. Wade made getting an abortion NOT a crime.
10.17
Obama says turn off the tv and THROW AWAY THE VIDEO GAMES! Ugg Mugg says he thinks soldiers should go and teach children after they finish being in the forces. If I was a kid I would be pretty worried about both of these characters.
10.30
 I like how the guy from CBS made them get mad at each other. Ugg Mugg was saying at the end “good Job” to Obama too many times.
Now everyone will talk about this on CNN. I am going to watch Dexter Season 2 now. Bye!
Boss! It just keeps getting better!!! I love that paint of Ugg man.
Bloody fantastic that is… for someone like me who constantly drums on tables, my legs, other people and any reasonably stable surface, this is heaven.
justin 4:04 am on October 29, 2008 Permalink |
LOLOLOLove the header image The Cavills! Fine work. We’ll be roaming around East London with Roi for it – should be good