I just love her. As a woman she really speaks to me, because like her I am a woman too. It’s a shame I can’t vote because as a woman, I would vote for her because she is also a woman. I love her politics. I think about her all the time. I wish I was her, because then I would be getting married to John McCain and would be voted Miss U.S.A. number 1.

I WONDER IF SHE BELIEVES IN DINOSAURS. BECAUSE I DON’T believe in dinosaurs. GOD PUT THEM THERE AS A TRICK TO PUT ME OFF MY GOD! I hate it when GOD tries to trick me out of believing in GOD, because it confuses me. BUT because it’s God, actually, I LOVE IT. HE makes me feel strong and wanted as a woman. STRONG LIKE SARAH but also weak and humble before him like a woman.

Sarah agrees with my position on rape babies too. If I had a daughter who was raped I would also insist on her having the baby of her brutal rapist!!!!!!!! Because when she looks into the eyes of that little innocent baby, she will not only see the face of her rapist, she will also see the face of forgiveness. At 3am in the morning when that baby is screaming, the rape victim will feel only tenderness towards that baby. She will not be depressed because she was raped and consider harming that child! The raped mother will not sit on the edge of her bed and contemplate suicide because she cannot forget her ordeal and because her own mother (and Sarah) insisted she have that rape baby! Instead, all thanks to Sarah, that baby will grow up feeling loved and wanted by it’s happy raped mother!

On the positive side, Sarah also shoots animals from planes. THANK GOD FOR HER I SAY! WE SHOULD ALL DO THAT! Sarah protects all of the rape babies from wolves! She is a hero! If you see a wolf or another animal jump into your plane to shoot it!

Sarah was also a beauty queen. She knows what men like! She’s not afraid to be sexual or sexy for all men! She will also be the Mrs. President and we know who wears the pants in this family!

I curse that I cannot vote, because if I could I would vote for Sarah, Sarah is the thinking woman’s choice!