Got the feeling that a Wordpress blog wasn’t quite right for my portfolio site. So I made a Flash book instead. It think it’s easier to understand what I do for money.
Archive for September, 2008
Uses internet to validate clothing choice.
Meeting drawing
We recycled a bunch of VHS tapes the other day. Ones we had been holding onto because they mihgt have Vincent Price with Muppets, stuff like that. I had to scan the cover of this Battlestar Galactica episode. It’s really wrong in it’s rightness or vice versa.
Thorn Industries HQ
This is a shop where you can buy sexy outifts and such. Whatever your Crazy Fantasy is, chickens, ping pong balls, toaster oven? They got it all. Sexy!
I just love her. As a woman she really speaks to me, because like her I am a woman too. It’s a shame I can’t vote because as a woman, I would vote for her because she is also a woman. I love her politics. I think about her all the time. I wish I was her, because then I would be getting married to John McCain and would be voted Miss U.S.A. number 1.
I WONDER IF SHE BELIEVES IN DINOSAURS. BECAUSE I DON’T believe in dinosaurs. GOD PUT THEM THERE AS A TRICK TO PUT ME OFF MY GOD! I hate it when GOD tries to trick me out of believing in GOD, because it confuses me. BUT because it’s God, actually, I LOVE IT. HE makes me feel strong and wanted as a woman. STRONG LIKE SARAH but also weak and humble before him like a woman.
Sarah agrees with my position on rape babies too. If I had a daughter who was raped I would also insist on her having the baby of her brutal rapist!!!!!!!! Because when she looks into the eyes of that little innocent baby, she will not only see the face of her rapist, she will also see the face of forgiveness. At 3am in the morning when that baby is screaming, the rape victim will feel only tenderness towards that baby. She will not be depressed because she was raped and consider harming that child! The raped mother will not sit on the edge of her bed and contemplate suicide because she cannot forget her ordeal and because her own mother (and Sarah) insisted she have that rape baby! Instead, all thanks to Sarah, that baby will grow up feeling loved and wanted by it’s happy raped mother!
On the positive side, Sarah also shoots animals from planes. THANK GOD FOR HER I SAY! WE SHOULD ALL DO THAT! Sarah protects all of the rape babies from wolves! She is a hero! If you see a wolf or another animal jump into your plane to shoot it!
Sarah was also a beauty queen. She knows what men like! She’s not afraid to be sexual or sexy for all men! She will also be the Mrs. President and we know who wears the pants in this family!
I curse that I cannot vote, because if I could I would vote for Sarah, Sarah is the thinking woman’s choice!
Be careful with egg. His head is delicate.
One time Grimmit, Duck McMuffin and Crooksy McThief be standing around a old drum burning garbage to keeps warm cause winter coming and they got no place to live in. Plus that Hamburger Police say he beat them if they come around they usual alley way in town. So they under some bridge in middle of nowhere by some train tracks. That place where the pack of wild dogs was that eated that ole lady.
Who they see?
Hamburger Police is coming! They takes off but that Hamburger Police he say “Hey fellas take it easy hey, hey, hey.” They not gonna get far so they stop and see what he saying.
He sorry for last time. It was a missed understanding that happen you know how it is. Maybe he make it up to them. No need to get all sore at him. He say he got some jobs for them. Maybe they live in the basement of gymnasium and can gets some food. Alls they got to do is picks up garbage. He say they picks up garbage anyway so it not like it even any different than now! All nice and smiling.
They thinking what about him hitting with that nitestick? Crooksy is making that gobble noise, quiet though so the Hamburger Police can’t hear.
He say his brother have a problem with the garbagemans union and theys can be helpful. You pat my backs I pat yours see?
But they not trust him! Duck say let’s LETS RUN and Crooksy says gobble, gobble like he lose the game. Grimmit whisper what else we gonna do? So they gets in black van.
That Hamburger Police got to be bad news.
Again with the “what the hell is it?” drawing.
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