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Sorry I Ate Your Cake by Adam Cavill
I was in the staff kitchen a minute ago and I noticed there is a great big yellow and pink cake in the fridge. It’s the monthly birthday/anniversary cake. It says in girly, cake writing: “Happy Birthday/Anniversary Everybody!”

I had sudden compulsion to eat the whole thing leaving only the box. Then I was going to put a note on it pretending I was sad that ate the whole cake.

Luckily I do not like cake one bit.