I was in the staff kitchen a minute ago and I noticed there is a great big yellow and pink cake in the fridge. It’s the monthly birthday/anniversary cake. It says in girly, cake writing: “Happy Birthday/Anniversary Everybody!”
I had sudden compulsion to eat the whole thing leaving only the box. Then I was going to put a note on it pretending I was sad that ate the whole cake.
Luckily I do not like cake one bit.
Why did you draw a Cakepig husband?
but…but….but how do you not like CAKE???
are you sure you’re not confusing it with MEAL WORMS or maybe INTESTINAL SURGERY???
I like cake if it has a bit of ice cream. But not by itself.