Archive for August, 2008
We saw these guys in the windows above the Hoboken McDonalds today. They are characters that used to live in McDonaldsland which I assume is somewhere in the United States (maybe Florida). Let’s see if you can guess their correct names!
Who is the friendly fellow?
1. Crooksy McThief
2. Horrible Goblin
2. The Child Murderer
And this one?
1. Bird Bird
2. Duck McMuffin
3. ???????
Ahoy there mateys! Who might this be? YARRR!
1. Captain Pirate Fish
2. Phillp O’Fingers
3. Dirty Bert
And this minor local administrator. Can you remember his name?
1. H.R. Puff’n'Stuff
2. Mr. Please Don’t Eat Me
3. Other/Independent
And what about this fine upholder of the law?
1. Copsy McChief
2. Sargeant McCheese (The Mayor’s brother, nothing goes down in McDonaldland unless the Mayor and Sarge get a taste).
3. Officer Cheeseburger Head
And who might this be?
1. Keep Away Uncle
2. Virgin Airlines Air Hostess
3. Big Bird
4. IT
And finally this jolly fellow.
1. Barbapoppa
2. Purple Potato Man
3. Grimmit
There you go! Put your answers in the comments! I hope this has been a fun and challenging trip down McDonaldsland lane! McByE!
She flies from party to party taking drugs from people and then using them. She’s coming to your party actually.
You will probably let her in though because she is a celebrity.
I have no idea what I’m REALLY thinking when I’m on a conference call. My body and my other mind drew this. No help to me whatsoever. What the hell is it?
If your child is showing symptoms of having too much imagination or asks too many questions I have great news for you!
The Children’s ATM bank will soon have them worrying about how much money they have and not whether they can “taste colors”. As a bonus it will make them anxious as to whether or not they will be able to get their money out of it.
Just like a real bank!
Turn them from irritating reminders of your mortality into dull eyed affectless drones, calm on the surface but seething with anxiety beneath.
Finally, an educational toy that actually teaches them a lesson!
I was in the staff kitchen a minute ago and I noticed there is a great big yellow and pink cake in the fridge. It’s the monthly birthday/anniversary cake. It says in girly, cake writing: “Happy Birthday/Anniversary Everybody!”
I had sudden compulsion to eat the whole thing leaving only the box. Then I was going to put a note on it pretending I was sad that ate the whole cake.
Luckily I do not like cake one bit.
He owns 7 homes. But he forgot recently.
Things it’s OK to NOT know how many you have:
Pennies
Socks
Forks (or any cutlery for that matter)
Nails
Screws
Books
Things that is it NOT ok to NOT know how many you have;
Motorised vehicles
Wives
Children
Dollars
HOUSES
In case you were wondering. Hope this helps.
Mr. Ledden has some new songs. Like his other songs these are good songs. You should go and listen to them. That way you won’t miss something worth hearing. Your life will be richer.
Did you miss the link? GO HERE
This is Peenie Weenie’s “friend” Sir Rodney. I believe that he is made of a carved pink pencil eraser and a Pepperami (North Americans, a Pepperami is like a Hot Rod).
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