Just funny? Just creepy? Does it make you think of Kelis? This shirt is confusing if you’ve seen There Will Be Blood. It makes no sense if you haven’t. You might think the person wearing it is going to put a drink on your milkshake I guess. That wouldn’t worry me at all unless I was in Johnny Rocket’s and I had a milkshake. Or maybe just had a milkshake.

Which I wouldn’t.

So you couldn’t.