Archive for May, 2008
I think I might get this game for meetings at work.
Just funny? Just creepy? Does it make you think of Kelis? This shirt is confusing if you’ve seen There Will Be Blood. It makes no sense if you haven’t. You might think the person wearing it is going to put a drink on your milkshake I guess. That wouldn’t worry me at all unless I was in Johnny Rocket’s and I had a milkshake. Or maybe just had a milkshake.
Which I wouldn’t.
So you couldn’t.
Well I see how you are now! You vile bone creatures with your hard water hit the round thing with stick feet knives game.
Perhaps you would like to come and see one of our little games? A game called enter the bone creature air hole and extract brain with powerful suction arms? Wouldn’t you like that? It is a tradition down here. One that I would like to keep up.
Maybe next time you go swimming. Anywhere in the world. In salt water.
Be seeing you.
I found the snippet above on the Telegraph.co.uk. It’s a right wing paper from England, Europe. They interviewed me once ages ago about something very dull. As to the picture and text above, I do not even know where to start.
I saw this advertising campaign for SATs today. SATs are a kind of test they give all American teenagers to see if they can:
A. Go to College
B. Go to Iraq
I liked it kind of, at the same time I might also hate it.
How can you tell that I am a creative director in digital communications? I can’t express myself very well. At all. On the Internet.
You may have heard of the WORLD’S RICHEST man, Warren Buffet, or not. I’ve started to take a bit of shine to him although I am sure deep down he is probably a bastard. He advocates investing in good companies over the long term, he is also backing Obama for President. I found this in a Yahoo article today:
After voicing support for Obama, Buffett nonetheless noted the US economy had managed to do “awfully well” despite a depression, two world wars and many financial crises.
“They say in the stock market … buy stock in a business that’s so good that an idiot can run it because sooner or later one will,” he added.
“Well, the United States is a little like that. We can take a little mis-management from time to time,” Buffett said.
and that, to me, was pretty funny.
We went to see a new show at the MOMA on the weekend. It was by the Fantastic Cavill. We were able to sneak a digicam in and snap a shot of the painting above. It was very tricky to do!
The Fantastic Cavill also gave a talk at the opening. He said the keys to becoming a successful artist were being great at networking, being spoilt AND being from a rich family. He also said that before people started to pay him millions of dollars for his work that he had to live off his TRUST FUND.
Hard times for a truly great artist.
It was good to know though, because you might otherwise waste your time going to art college, dreaming and hoping that someday somehow you will be paid to do the thing that you love.
IS today. Obviously for me it’s not just “Ride Your Bike to Work Day,” (as you can see from the photograph above), it’s “Ride Your COOL Bike to Work Day.” Did you ride your bike? Do you have one? Not as cool as mine I bet. If you think you do you better have pictures to prove it!
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