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  • Adam Cavill 1:45 pm on April 11, 2008 Permalink | Reply  

    True Life Story 

    I was cycling home yesterday through industrial Jersey City. I got to the part where the big scrap metal yard is and saw a bunch of guys hanging around after work smoking and drinking beer. I was pretty jealous of them. One of their buddies was across the street on his way back from the Liquor Store with more beer.

    He said “Your bike is awesome but check out me out!!!!!! I’m dope!!!!.”

    He was riding

    a

    little

    tiny

    clown

    bicycle

    It couldn’t have been more than 16 inches tall.

    I almost crashed from laughing.

     

  • Tigerlili Cavill 5:06 pm on April 9, 2008 Permalink | Reply  

    Dig, Lazarus, Dig!!! 

    Thank God his hair is back to normal.

     

    • Adam 9:24 am on April 10, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      what about that stash? What about it?

    • Tigerlili Cavill 9:26 am on April 10, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      You had to mention it didn’t you.
      I was trying to ignore it.

      He’s been watching There Will Be Blood.

    • mark 10:49 am on April 10, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      still, pretty good album.

    • Roi 4:25 am on April 11, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      Hmm. To me he looks like Cliff from Cheers or perhaps a ‘cop’ from a 1970′s TV programme.

  • Adam Cavill 11:51 am on April 9, 2008 Permalink | Reply  

    BANNER AD LADIE! 

    PRETTIE LADIE 2

    I made her from banner ad!
    SO PRETTIE. ALSO WTF?

     

  • Adam Cavill 9:10 am on April 9, 2008 Permalink | Reply  

    Asleepenings 

    Motley Crue Visit

    The movie Awakenings, starring Robert De Niro and Robin Williams was on TV last night. I said, “Robin Williams is a nice man.”

    Tigerlili said, “Yes he is. I would invite him over to my house.”

    Pause

    “I do not like Mötley Crüe. They are horrible.”

    I said, “Do not worry. They will not come over.”

     

  • katblog 3:35 pm on April 8, 2008 Permalink | Reply  

    KATBLOG!! There can be only one! 

    KATBLOG BIRD

    What? DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING hatchan-nikki????

    YOU THINK YOU FUNNY? I WILL SHOW YOU WHO IS NUMBER ONE ION INTARNET!

    Other kat thinks he so smart! he cannot write normal!

    are you a smart alex>>??

    don’t make me have to BITE YOUO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    this is not the end!

     

  • Adam Cavill 9:08 am on April 8, 2008 Permalink | Reply  

    Marketing Call 

    Sockmonkey Marketing Call by Adam Cavill
    Haven’t had one in a while so I haven’t done one of these. Today’s marketing call had me thinking about sockmonkeys.

     

    • Roi 10:23 am on April 8, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      In case people read this and don’t know what one is, I though I’d just say that Sockmonkeys are pretty neat. They’re basically pretty much a cross between a Sock and A Monkey with all kinds of neat special skills and stuff. They’re also better than real monkeys because when they get dirty you can put them in the washing machine.

  • Adam Cavill 1:01 pm on April 4, 2008 Permalink | Reply  

    Mid-Life Crisis Planning 

    Battleheat WoW Armor

    If I do have one I’m going to go crazy spending my money on stuff from Battleheat. The picture above is a real life tier 2 set of Paladin armor from WoW. That probably means nothing to you and it probably shouldn’t. I also probably want this…

    Why bother with prostitutes, sports cars and gambling when you can get armor and weapons?

    UPDATE:

    I just talked to my angry wife.

    Apparently I have to get Imperial Stormtrooper armor but no helmet allowed. she clearly does not understand the nature of mid life crisis es. they are about ARMOR and METAL and WEAPONS. They are not about Harrison Ford Cosplay.

     

    • Scott D. Purdie 5:15 pm on April 4, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      If you have the money you should get your own suit made, either a stormtrooper set in wow fashion or a wow character but set in the star wars universe. I really wish they would bring out pvp where wow and swg players can fight each other lol.

  • Tigerlili Cavill 4:54 pm on April 2, 2008 Permalink | Reply  

    Kinky Oomfroo 

    Them Kinky oomfroos!

    oom

     

  • Adam Cavill 3:28 pm on April 1, 2008 Permalink | Reply  

    Etiquette for Restrooms 

    I just got back from the shared public restroom of the office in which I work. What an interesting visit! Let me tell you it’s not because I’m obsessed with bodily functions. I don’t keep a notebook with entries for number 0nes and number Twos. It was because a terrible misunderstanding almost occurred between myself and another “gentleman”. A terrible misunderstanding that wouldn’t have almost occurred if he had followed one of my simple rules for restroom etiquette.

    Here is what happened:

    (More …)

     

    • Roi 11:53 am on April 2, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      Perhaps it’s pertinent to add that it’s also not good etiquette to attempt to do a number 2 just because you ARE speaking to someone on your cellular telephone – especially if you are not sitting on a lavatory at the time.

    • Phil Dearson Baritone English Villain 7:09 am on April 10, 2008 Permalink | Reply

      I am now having amusing thoughts about the guerilla marketing potential of leaving pre-recorded messages in toilets. Particularly for Christian financial services.

      Cubicle Man: “Hey buddy. I just consolidated all my debts with Lighthouse Finance of the Latter Day Saints. Have you accepted Jesus into your life?”

      Real Life Person: “Do excuse me, I’m taking a dump.”

      Cubicle Man: “Praise the little baby Jesus and his competitive APR!”

      etc

  • Adam Cavill 9:19 am on April 1, 2008 Permalink | Reply  

    Re: Tardy 

    I got an email today.

    Dear Adam,

    I didn’t really get understand what was going on in the post about the word tardy.

    signed,

    A Concerned Reader

    Don’t worry, I didn’t understand what was going on either.

     

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