“The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible.”
Arthur C. Clarke
December 16th 1917 – March 19th 2008
Updates from March, 2008 Toggle Comment Threads | Keyboard Shortcuts
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Tigerlili Cavill
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Adam Cavill
BIG ASSIGNMENT
I have been given the job of designing the ID cards for security in my company’s new building. So far it’s going really good.
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miggy
HOORAY! Maybe you can draw a little yellow circle in the blue part and then that is where people can stick the gum they are chewing on their way into the building in case whatever they are doing in the building is something they cannot have gum in their mouths for.
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katblog
Oh Hai
So you know that stuff that the ladie has? It’s really, really good. She put it on the monkey and the other thing.
POWEE! It makes you crazy! GOOD CRAZY! NOT BAD CRAZY!! EXCEPT LATER IF YOU GOT NONE! but you got some right?
It’s called Valerian! why you got some? give it!!!!
Oh hai, you got valerian? Cool GIV E IT!!!!
GIVE IT!!!!!!
Don’t make me bite you.
BAI!!!!!!
Anyways you got valerian?
BAI!!!
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miggy
I don’t know how to talk to you, cat.
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katblog
Hai welcoME TO My BLOg
LOOKiT UGlie man and PrettiE LadIE.
TheY Both Sick!
He looK uglier!!!!
sHE look Ok.SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP
I thInk Pig liVes in UGlie manS nose.
It suRE sound Like it.I change PassWQord on webHOst Cpanel AND WoorPress.
YOU in MY blOG NOw!!!
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katblog
Ugli HamBErger
Oh UGLIE MAN!!!!
You gOtz snotzes comin out of Your uglie noses.
You lyinG on the sofa like a Big mushroom made of yuckamolio sewage. The snot iz oomflooing out of your face!You are Uglie most of The timez. Now with addid Snotz on face and big cold sore, you double ugly
Like a haMpburger with two Patteez and cheeze and snot pikkle! You beter hold thAT MayO!OH wait. I thinkk I see you before uglie man. At Macdonalds. In the hospitsal. ROFL. LOL. Bai!
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Tigerlili Cavill
Flu flu flu flu
Things I know about Flu
Flu is made up of mucus, different kinds of mucus. Different textures and colours and consistancies. If you have flu you become an expert mucus detective.
Flu is great when you want to lie around watching TV. As long as you don’t mind sweating, having delerious fever induced hallucinations, panicking and finally grizzling quietly into your soggy pillows.
Things that help flu include raw garlic (antibiotic) freshly juiced ginger (breaks a fever), lemon (antiviral, vitamin C), honey (antibacterial) and lots of water. It helps if this is administered to you by a small brown furry bunny rabbit in a purple gingham pinafore with a nurse’s bonnet on her head and her assistant (who holds the thermometer) who is an even smaller bunny rabbit in a lilac gingham pinafore, who is wearing a bow on her ear, but not the nurse’s bonnet as she isn’t old enough yet.
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miggy
do I have to get the flu to get to have the bunnies come over? or is there a way around that….
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Tigerlili Cavill
You can get the bunnies to come over if you have any ailment really, particularly if it is something that can be treated by a carrot ointment or a honey poultice…
Or they could just come over for a tea party!
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Tigerlili Cavill
What to Expect when YOU are Expecting
There are a LOT of pregnancy books out there, just waiting for the mother to be. The pregnancy industry knows that we like to obsess about our “special pregnancyness” at this time, there are a lot of things we have to learn, a lot of information to take on.
That is where pregnancy guides can be so valuable.
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Roi
Quite flippin right. Nothing but a bibliographic travesty displaying a passionless disregard for life, typically demeaning attitude towards women and an insult to all human beings too.
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Roi is discussing. 
Warren Wesson 11:26 am on March 21, 2008 Permalink |
I’m bringing back Lies Adam.
http://www.greatbigbookoflies.com
Ya In?
Warren Wesson 11:27 am on March 21, 2008 Permalink |
If you click that link you beleived a lie or wanted to.