American Adverts Empowering for Women!!!!

BOTOX adverts!!!!!! These are my favorite USA adverts, They feature extremely insecure sounding women talking about having Botox because….

Woman 1 wants the confidence to “lose her inhibitions” (She is riding on a Mechanical Bull as she says this. Surely having Botox injections leave your face a bit swollen and tender, meaning that you shouldn’t get drunk, ride on a mechanical bull, fall off and smash your face up? I’m also wondering if the bull has something to do with a mechanical sex toys but I’m not 100% sure about what they are saying in that case, I thought mechanical sex toys couldn’t actually ‘see’ you, so it wouldn’t matter… unless your mechanical sex toy is Bender from Futurama. He can see you. But he is always drunk so it wouldn’t matter)

Woman 2 isn’t telling her boyfriend her true age. (I think that is a great start for a good, solid relationship. Let the jerk think you are ten years younger than you say you are! Stupid idiot boyfriend! He’ll only leave you when he finds out you are over 13 and have actual hair ‘down there’ anyway!)

Woman 3 wants to look better than the other women in the bathroom under the harsh lighting. (Narcissistic Personality Disorder anyone? Who is the fairest of them all? Stupid other women! Show them who is the prettiest now with all that sexy sausage poison in your face! Alternatively, you could also slash their faces up with your high heel Jimmy Choo Shoe and then cry and say you have Body Dismorphic Disorder so it’s not really your fault that you are obsessed with your ugly face!)

Thanks Botox Industry and Big Pharma! Thanks for loving me as a woman. I love you too! Kiss kiss!

Wacky Wobbler