A. Cavill

Baby Shower Activity Report

My wife and I don’t have friends and seeing as she is pregnant that means that a lot of things haven’t happened like baby showers. Imagine my surprise when this ad came up while I was using the Intarnets!

Now I can have a shower for her, well for us really, that showers her with love! Not just regular love, but Gwen Stefani-style love. I assume this kind of love is superior to regular kind. Also if I remember correctly Gwen Stefani is all kooky dressing and sings high pitch kind of, right? Like that lady Christina Aguilera but not a prostitute who now dresses old fashioned to make you forget what she used to do to pay for her fancy outfit!

Well when I went to the site to get the love shower guess what? It was a picture of a orange, A cat that says meow three times and some Japaneses. “That is stupid,” I thought. Gwen Stefani has not helped me one bit. Now who is going to sort out a baby shower? Shakira? Beyonce (that is the one with the wig)? If Gwen Stefani is anything to go by, they will be of no help either!

I guess Gwen Stefani-style means here is a pdf you can download and print. I’m not sure how to do anything with this. Maybe I can pay my rent Gwen Stefani-style. I will tell my landlord to download a PDF of money that has a cat… meow meow meow.

Bye.