Ugli HamBErger

Hai

Oh UGLIE MAN!!!!
You gOtz snotzes comin out of Your uglie noses.
You lyinG on the sofa like a Big mushroom made of yuckamolio sewage. The snot iz oomflooing out of your face!

You are Uglie most of The timez. Now with addid Snotz on face and big cold sore, you double ugly
Like a haMpburger with two Patteez and cheeze and snot pikkle! You beter hold thAT MayO!

OH wait. I thinkk I see you before uglie man. At Macdonalds. In the hospitsal. ROFL. LOL. Bai!