I know you are as excited as me that Adam Cavill is playing the WOLFMAN in the new movie which will be released 2009.
Anyway Monster Fans, here is a cool photo from the film. Adam has chosen not to wear any makeup for it in true Master of Horror style. He feels he can just wing it if he doesn’t shave his face and eyes for a few days.
I wrote this sentence in an email today:
Apologies for the tardy reply.
I thought maybe my meaning would be misconstrued but just left it.
WHAT ARE THEY? WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
Flipping about everywhere! Making stupid interesting noise that I must stop! where do they come from? what are they???
THERE THEY ARE
uglie
little
fether
fliers.
QUICK HURRY THEY ARE RIGHT OUT THERE!
let’s kill them, ok?
BOTOX adverts!!!!!! These are my favorite USA adverts, They feature extremely insecure sounding women talking about having Botox because….
Woman 1 wants the confidence to “lose her inhibitions” (She is riding on a Mechanical Bull as she says this. Surely having Botox injections leave your face a bit swollen and tender, meaning that you shouldn’t get drunk, ride on a mechanical bull, fall off and smash your face up? I’m also wondering if the bull has something to do with a mechanical sex toys but I’m not 100% sure about what they are saying in that case, I thought mechanical sex toys couldn’t actually ‘see’ you, so it wouldn’t matter… unless your mechanical sex toy is Bender from Futurama. He can see you. But he is always drunk so it wouldn’t matter)
Woman 2 isn’t telling her boyfriend her true age. (I think that is a great start for a good, solid relationship. Let the jerk think you are ten years younger than you say you are! Stupid idiot boyfriend! He’ll only leave you when he finds out you are over 13 and have actual hair ‘down there’ anyway!)
Woman 3 wants to look better than the other women in the bathroom under the harsh lighting. (Narcissistic Personality Disorder anyone? Who is the fairest of them all? Stupid other women! Show them who is the prettiest now with all that sexy sausage poison in your face! Alternatively, you could also slash their faces up with your high heel Jimmy Choo Shoe and then cry and say you have Body Dismorphic Disorder so it’s not really your fault that you are obsessed with your ugly face!)
Thanks Botox Industry and Big Pharma! Thanks for loving me as a woman. I love you too! Kiss kiss!
Hmm me thinks your didnt really mean all that lol.
I don’t really Facebook about much. I posted about it before. Anyhoo, there is a new feature on Facebook, It is called “People You May Want to Know”. I assume it picks out people that you may know based on the fact that 2 or more people you know also know them. You can see how it can work out above, as it did for me today when I logged on for the first time in a week. I changed the picture a bit but you get the idea.
hahahaha
facebook.
This man is a baseball player who will now play baseball for the New York Yankees. He got married by surprise to a lady in a top secret ceremony on his day off. At the press conference he showed us a picture of the lady that either he drew or maybe someone else drew, in case we didn’t believe that he got married.
I will keeping an eye on this Hideki fellow.
HIL – arious!!!!!!!! Matsui ROCKS!!!!!! Too bad suffocating media – NO PICTS for you!!!!!!!
The Yankees have given me night mares this year. What a frustrating season.. I think I preferred Joe Torre.
My wife and I don’t have friends and seeing as she is pregnant that means that a lot of things haven’t happened like baby showers. Imagine my surprise when this ad came up while I was using the Intarnets!
Now I can have a shower for her, well for us really, that showers her with love! Not just regular love, but Gwen Stefani-style love. I assume this kind of love is superior to regular kind. Also if I remember correctly Gwen Stefani is all kooky dressing and sings high pitch kind of, right? Like that lady Christina Aguilera but not a prostitute who now dresses old fashioned to make you forget what she used to do to pay for her fancy outfit!
Well when I went to the site to get the love shower guess what? It was a picture of a orange, A cat that says meow three times and some Japaneses. “That is stupid,” I thought. Gwen Stefani has not helped me one bit. Now who is going to sort out a baby shower? Shakira? Beyonce (that is the one with the wig)? If Gwen Stefani is anything to go by, they will be of no help either!
I guess Gwen Stefani-style means here is a pdf you can download and print. I’m not sure how to do anything with this. Maybe I can pay my rent Gwen Stefani-style. I will tell my landlord to download a PDF of money that has a cat… meow meow meow.
Bye.
GOOD ONE…lol
I read that – it’s such a shame how some people behave isn’t it…
We moved offices! I am back in a cubicle! YAYYYYYY! Cubicle! The offices are nicer than the old ones, except the fact that I don’t have an office anymore. Here are some things about cubicle world:
My monitor is interesting.
Good idea you are right that WOULD look better if it was green!
Personal phone calls are public.
I don’t know Dad, All I know is that I need and new passport and I lost my birth certificate. Why? Because I’m careless that’s why.
People get text messages all the time.
Their blackberries play a little tone when they get a text message. It’s neat. It repeats three times in case you miss the first one or the second one. Three times is the charm!
I don’t know if you are in a cubicle or an office with a wooden floor. I suppose you might even be at home where you live. I bet that if you ARE in a cubicle or have ever been in a cubicle you know what I’m talking about, right? LOL(in your cubicle, how embarassing)!!! ROF(in your cubicle, oh noes)L!!!!
Bye for now.
William Pendzuk are discussing. 
scott milburn is discussing. 
Roi is discussing. 
Nah id rather lay here and watch, you go catch them ^^