Likes Christmas that is. See the skeleton on the right is a Christmas enjoyer. His friend is not, in fact he thinks it’s too commercial and the real meaning of Christmas has been lost. This led to some uncomfortable silences around the table over the holiday.
This grisly mystery discovery made all of us feel a little ill. I thought the first one was a weird frog for a moment then I realized it was a severed turkey foot! The other two were around the corner. Notice the middle one has a string on it? Was it a retarded kite? Some kind of frat prank? A Christmas tree decoration (for freaks)? Who knows?
One thing is for sure, this one goes on the books as “The Mystery of The Severed Feet.”
Someone got a set of these for Christmas because she has been very good all year.
Get it cheap cheapskates. Here!
With a jolly nice photo too. Read it here
This is the bottom of the tree! Is much more lovely than the top. Don’t you agree?
I think he looks too hungry. We’ll be keeping an eye on him.
This is our monster tree for Christmas!
Skull Makeup by J. Valentish of Australia
I came across this today. A drawing by Kelly Heaton.
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