Happy Birthday to WONKY!
Is Mark Wong’s (the human) Birthday! Sing Happy Birthday to him!

///You see art i lerned myself? attack!!!!!
you look over there! i attack there!
you look over there?
see it; me! BEHIND YOU!!!
ON ATTACKS UGLIE MAN!!
ATTACK ON YOU!
Well, we didn’t watch the Macy’s parade so I can’t show you how entertaining it wasn’t. We mostly have been unpacking boxes we left at my parent’s house over 3 years ago. It’s like going shopping for things you already own, but IN THE PAST.
In place of unfunny commentary and badly photographed pictures of our TV showing the Thanksgiving parade I bring you a TV commercial for potato chips. I plan to steal the premise for a tweenie kid detective script that I will sell to Disney. It will be called Fake Dog and Weird Kid.
My favorite part of that is when the fake dog puts the second fake nose over his first fake nose and a bandana on his head. And by favorite I mean the part that made me poop my pants. That commercial is terrifying.

…or not. Don’t forget to check back for our review of this year’s Macy’s Parade. We will be taking pictures of our television direct from Sunny Hoboken, New Jersey only a stone’s throw away from the actual parade itself!

As a kid my Dad used to build the most amazing forts out of snow, cardboard, packing crates, whatever was close to hand. They were amazing places to me. You could fight villains, plan attacks and rescue princesses. I saw these pictures and remembered that.
If everything goes well I will be a dad soon too. I hope I don’t forget to make forts, take pictures and let my kids experience the amazing world behind the world, you know, the one in your head.
‘the amazing world behind the world, you know, the one in your head.’
We better get our little a good set of diving gear. Dr Mocktopus is expecting us for afternoon tea.
What could 611 billion dollars buy?
Isn’t that better than buying death? Deaths for innocents. Death for servicemen and women?
FFS
and also this President Dwight Eisenhower on war (via Harper’s)
Phil Dearson Baritone English Villain 11:06 am on November 30, 2007 Permalink |
Happy Birthday Wonks!
Phil C 11:24 am on November 30, 2007 Permalink |
Happy Birthday Wonkinator!
Fraser 12:00 pm on November 30, 2007 Permalink |
Happy Birthday
Spaz 12:25 pm on November 30, 2007 Permalink |
Wonki I didn’t know you were a singer!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY x
Chris 4:31 am on December 4, 2007 Permalink |
Happy belated birthday Wonkatronamatron