Brilliant
OK, I simply can’t dislike James Blunt anymore. Not after this.

Once again a bit of civic design gets spoiled by too many cooks. Have a look at this: Reviews Trickle In for New Taxi Logo. I can see that there are various things that need to line up for this to work. Why isn’t the first thing a sound piece of design? You know, legible easy to understand…
I had a go:
“L’ORÉAL. Because I’m worth it.” It is the symbol of synergy between products of superior effectiveness and outstanding personalities. It is a message that valorises women across the globe, thanks to the ease with which they can identify with it, the conviction it expresses and its unifying capacity.
Above all, behind this affirmation is the commitment of L’ORÉAL, which, through its various brands, glorifies women’s beauty.”
- Taken from their website.
Because You’re Worthless
When three of Loreal’s brands were found to be among the top five of the most contaminated brands WHICH HAD LEAD IN THEIR LIPSTICKS, they respond by making excuses, not removing the lead.
Read about it here
http://www.notjustaprettyface.org/
What dicks. Boycott them. And anyway, their products are crap. I mean, do they really expect us to believe butt-dancer Beyonce colours her hair with their Feria product? F.f.s she wears a wig! It isn’t her own hair! Plus, what skanky cheapo dyes her own hair at home when she is earning millions? I mean I know Andi Macdowell (is that her name?) has fallen on hard times, and she looks like a skeleton, so I would expect home dying from her, the stringy wraith, but you would think that The Queen of the Dumped, Jennifer Aniston, could afford to go to a hair salon to get her mousy tone on tone done for her! Even just to treat herself, with a little pampering, after Angelina snatched her womb.
Back to the lead thing, honestly, if it’s not bad enough that loreal (I can’t be bothered to put the little stupid dash in their stupid pretentious name anymore) still test on animals, (proving that they still live in the backward dark ages) it also seems they are quite happy to test on women too.
Poo on them. Poo in their haircolour boxes. Poo on the models that advertise them. Poo in Milla Jovovivovishc’s fat untalented mouth.
I don’t really know what this is. All I know is that I am crying. I can only watch it until she pretends to be scared of the blaster sounds then I have to stop. I think I am going to be sick.
Do you like this picture? You do don’t you? Get it on T-shirt! GET IT!!!!!! DO it! GET! Should come out less than 10 squids in Britishers’ monies currencies. Under 20 Yankee dollar buck notes.
Adam said “Lee Barrows is coming out”
I said “My Lee? My little friend Lee? Is he truly?”
Adam said “Yes”
I said “Truly really truly really?”
Adam said “Yes”
I said “Will he stay with us?”
Adam said “No, no, he is coming out to see me when I am in London in a few weeks.”
I said “oh.”
And that is all I have to say about that.
Lee if you are reading this, you are more than welcome to visit! As are any of you as long as you are nice not horrid. -Adam
On my next US tour, I promise to pop in and say hi, ok?
It’s been a busy year, and i apologuise if my rumoured, but never executed, US visit has caused distress to my ‘fans’.
I take this opportunity to wholeheartedly apologuise and promise to amend for my pass misdeeds.
David Gordon 4:17 am on October 16, 2007 Permalink |
That is possibly the best worst thing in the world! Though I am wondering if the off-tune trumpet noise is actually a trumpet or just someone doing a trumpet impersonation over the top of the soundtrack… I think everyone should try it with other famous themetunes.
Tiger 9:58 am on October 16, 2007 Permalink |
I keep feeling like she is going to break into “Thriller” at some point. Ah, Stacey Hedger, truly a winner. Who says beauty pageants are moronic?
Alan 6:24 am on October 24, 2007 Permalink |
Man that is superb!
Tanya 10:44 pm on October 24, 2007 Permalink |
I think she is one of these ladies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_zMU2tX5n8
Tigerlili Cavill 10:07 pm on October 25, 2007 Permalink |
Jesus! I think she is too. Seeeeeexy! I think that freak Sarah Brightman looks like a bad version of Tim Curry.
Adam Cavill 10:19 am on November 13, 2007 Permalink |
I do not see how she cannot be one of those ladies. If she is not someone should make it so.