Oh dear someone is going to be lonely this Halloween. He only has one friend and its Kenny Syinide.
Archive for October, 2007
He hasn’t decided (or had the time) to think about costumes for today. being his lovely helpful wife, I thought I would give him some suggestions. I think if these costumes look as good as they do in the pictures, we are really on to a winner(s)!
Classic Wolverine. So ‘cool’ You can keep your updated black leather version. Yellow is the colour for me!
A romantic Draculio. Watch out, the ladies!
Oooh leather rough rider big bear! With big round crotch hole!
Fearsome pirates! Oooarrrghraaarghara! Shut that door!
I thought I did a pretty nice job on our mini pumpkin this year (see the header). But then I saw this:
and this….
We are off to see a new 3D glasses version of Nightmare Before Christmas tonight. Then I’m going into training for next year. Pumpkins are cheap after Halloween. I shall not rest until I am the Ultimate Pumpkin Carving Champion.
Cosy up with this comforting* tale by Edgar Allan Poe. Narrated by James Mason. Genius animation.
*Sorry, completely uncomforting, disturbing, paranoia-inducing and bone-chilling
The animated Headless Horseman.
I don’t care, I’m posting them again. I will never, ever get enough of watching Emu brutally assault celebrities. I wish he would do it now, if ever there was a time that dumbdumb celebs need to be attacked by a malevolent bird that gags them and then bites them on the bottom this is it.
But that would be terrible and immoral and wrong wouldn’t it?
Read about ‘pinkwashing’ here
The marketing of breast cancer. Protect your women (and your men as they get breast cancer too and 25% die from it)
Years ago, on a visit home to Canada, I saw a sign on a pop machine. The sign said “This machine does not take Toonies only Loonies”. As a Canadian this sign makes perfect sense, at the same time, if you are not Canadian, it makes non sense. To understand what the sign writer meant you need to know something about our one dollar coin.
As for the above image. My little sister has changed her screen name on MSN to “Go Moose Go!!!”. Does she want the moose to get out of her yard? Is she encouraging a moose to move faster? Is she mad at the moose?
First person to explain what her screen name means gets a free t-shirt (your choice) from the Monstore. Answers in the comments please.
(hint: She lives near Halifax, Nova Scotia).
Get it!!! Official emblem of Evil! Wear it to antagonise good guys! Evil is interesting, fun and profitable. Good is boring, dreary and expensive!
Adam said to me that we are ‘hardwired to watch Sesame Street in the morning”
Too right.
The best.
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