Hi there! my name is Scheming Miss Thong! Ooops! Sneaking Miss Thong, I meant to say! Tee Hee!

Can I be your friend?

Please?
Please?
Please?

Hmmm Hmmm (simper, simper)

hmmm harrum Gollum hmmm

Please, please, please?

No? I’m going to pretend that you are anyway. I NEED your contacts so that I can gets better jobsies, pretend I am popular and interesting! Give them to me. Haaargh Gollum ugh.

*applies to that person who you don’t want to know, never wanted to know, will soon wish you didn’t know.