Luke Skywalker and his hometown pal, Wedge Antilles are getting ready to attack the Death Star. Wedge says, “Luke old buddy let’s get us some of that Mos Eisley style noodles before we go and blow up that old Death Star. You know, for old times sake.”

Luke is reluctant, “I don’t know Wedge this is awful important.”

“C’mon Luke we can’t do this if we’re distracted by hunger! We’ll be like a Jawa trying to sneak by an Imperial guard when he’s got a droid stealing jones as big as Jabba.” cajoles Wedge.

Luke caves and they go off to a cantina that has Mos Eisley noodles. Now these noodles are traditionally eaten with chop stick style space implements. As Luke is struggling to eat them, due to nervousness, he realises that he actually IS hungry. “Darn it! I’ll never blow up the Death Star unless I get some food into me!”

Wedge says, “Just relax Luke! You know how to use the old Tatooine Chopdockadocks!”

The more Luke tries, the worse it gets. His expression of hurt bewilderment, coupled with the visible onset of extreme anxiety about the mission, makes him a pitiable sight indeed. The mission is NOT going to happen unless he gets some food into him! “Why? Why? Why? I am Soooo hungry! The Death Star will kill everyone! Just like they killed Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru,” You can see Luke’s thoughts like they were tattooed on his forehead.

Just when everything seems like it couldn’t get worse, noodles everywhere, Luke looking like a smacked and starving puppy, Crazy Old Ben appears in his Jedi ghost form. He says:

“Use the fork Luke”

I am so very, very sorry