It’s officially true. (Although I have to amend this now to say that old Spice test on animals therefore they are evil bastards, so DON”T BUY THEIR PRODUCT even if hunky chin tells you to)
Further proof.
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Well I was looking for a gift for a friend or something like that and I came across these pictures. I mean I discovered them casually, without looking specifically for them. Click to see a little something I like to call: Adam’s LOTR Cosplay Roundup!
This is very cool. I’ll just take the description from YouTube for it to explain. You may have met Craig when we were in town at Xmas.
This is the winning trailer, by Craig Kennedy*, for the BOOM! Studios/Isotope - the comic lounge Trailer Contest for the Left On Mission. Music by Mike Griffen, former lead guitarist of Tsunami Bomb.
*Real life Zorro and darn nice chap with the cutest little face, I just want to squeeze him to death!
The fate of the Scottish red squirrels is under threat by non native greys. They may become extinct! No more squirrel Nutkin!
The first casualty of the deadly squirrel pox is reported about here
In the film “The Queen”, Tony Blair falls in love with the Queen, played by sexy actress Helen Mirren. Their love affair becomes a tense observation of longing, Jane Austen style, where she acts as though she doesn’t want to kiss him and he acts as though he has other things like running the Government on his mind.
There is an extra complication in the shape of Blairs ham-fist-faced wife, who refuses to curtsey for the Queen and instead forces Tony to do household chores. The Queen wants to chop off her head but doesn’t do this because having already ordered the execution of The Princess of Hearts (Who she maybe percieved as a threat in her pursuit of sexy Tony) she is aware that it is only time before her evil ways get found out.
***Spoiler***
In the end, she makes a seductive glamour spell using ancient texts and a smoke machine, She is wearing an armored metal bikini, and then she kills Tony and eats him.
1. Everyone in this photograph has the same hair. A sort of round fluffy old lady hairstyle. In fact there seems to be an older lady who has sneaked into the photograph, but because they all have the same hair, it is only her spectacles (and hidden knitting) that gives her away.
2. Adam and the blonde person that looks like Draco Malfoy are sort of sitting ‘casually’ and ‘presenting’ the stereo with their legs. This can only mean that this group of ‘kids’ must be feeling ‘cool’ about the music they are listening to that you just don’t ‘get’. You loser.
3. If you could ’smell’ this photograph, it would smell of sneakers and maybe faintly of ’spiritual sky’ patchouli.*
*Whatever the Canadian Version of Spiritual Sky was… Wolf Spirit Scentuals or something, I imagine
Asking asking always asking. Why? I will tell you why!
You may have just received your HND in graphic design and are probably wondering “How am I going to live up to the style mark set so high by other more experienced and successful designers that I always see in my job or maybe pictures of them?” Admittedly cost can present problems to one’s pocketbooks and therefore many designs have ended up not with any monies for foods and other necessaries. Oh no how will I ever NOT bow my head in shameful remembrance of the first time I worked at a company with too much style. Looking unsuccessful is being unsuccessful. But have no fear we have answers to get the latest look! Dress for Success for Less and Impress 1… Check it out!
You look great at 50. Yeah some might say you are a bit corporate. Some people think you are bland. But you know what? It’s YOUR birthday. And if you want to ‘just be you’ or even if you feel like, you know, letting it all hang loose and find yourself going a bit italic as the day wears on… champagne and all that, it’s ok, I don’t mind. And don’t worry about being left out of Word 2007. It’s not because you are too old. Just like Madonna, you have done GAP. It’s just that people move on. And forget about you.
Comic Sans gets all the chicks.
I just saw a tractor trailer drive by on the New Jersey Turnpike. On its side were emblazoned the words, “Andersons, The Quality Chicken People”.
Imagine my shock!
Not only do chicken people exist.. THEY OWN A TRUCK! It would also seem that if these chicken people are, in their own words, “quality” then there must also be another kind of chicken person. The inferior kind.
What constitutes quality for a chicken person? I can imagine two scenarios:
1. The Andersons are clannish and stuck up. Therefore a chicken person must meet stringent standards of appearance and behaviour to be deemed, in the eyes of the Andersons, “quality”
2. Inferior chicken people are inbred, factory farmed and beakless.
I can also imagine a much darker scenario where that truck, driven by one of the Anderson chicken boys, is full of inferior chicken people being carted off to some hideous death in a chicken-person-run abbatoir. A place where the Anderson family kill their own kind for profit and greed.
Who can say? One thing is certain, my discovery is truly amazing.
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