Advice for Trainee Suicides
The 5.16 from Metropark was very late today due to an incident at Princeton. Here are some words of advice from my fellow passengers I’d like to pass onto those of you considering suicide by train.
1. If you want kill yourself go ahead. In fact come over here and I’ll stab you! Just don’t be inconveniencing me!
2. Lie down and take a bottle of pills just don’t be messing with New Jersey Transit.
Bye for now!
Derek Coleman 8:49 am on April 25, 2007 Permalink |
I hear that man. Suicide is a very selfish act in and of itself. Putting others in danger and/or creating delays in other people’s lives by attempting to do so makes it all the worse. And I’m sure there are plenty of other ways to draw attention to one’s desperation, so definitely try talking to someone about it and please don’t make a mess of the environment when/if you should to decide to “off” yourself.
Phil Dearson Baritone English Villain 5:31 am on April 28, 2007 Permalink |
On the London Underground suicides are called “Passenger Action”. I love it. “This train is being held here due to Passenger Action at Kings Cross”. That’s where I’d do it too. Anywhere on the Northern Line. During rush hour. Dressed like a giant octopus.