Advice for Trainee Suicides

The 5.16 from Metropark was very late today due to an incident at Princeton. Here are some words of advice from my fellow passengers I’d like to pass onto those of you considering suicide by train.

1. If you want kill yourself go ahead. In fact come over here and I’ll stab you! Just don’t be inconveniencing me!

2. Lie down and take a bottle of pills just don’t be messing with New Jersey Transit.

Bye for now!