Doctor Mocktopus
What, you may ask, do I think is so funny about you humans? HAHAHAHA don’t get me started!
1. Bones
2. Same color skin (no camouflage lol!)
3. Lack of beak
4. Not enough legs (ROFL)
cya l8tr!
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Big D, 
Derek Coleman 12:24 am on April 13, 2007 Permalink |
Don’t forget “inking” strange, precise symbols on paper and not being able to escape through 1″ holes. OMG! WTF! BBQ!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4007016107763801953
Roi 1:58 pm on April 13, 2007 Permalink |
Oh, well thanks very much Dr Mocktopus. At least we don’t smell of fish and have tentacles and suckers all over us.
Signed,
A Hu-Man.
Doctor Mocktopus 2:11 pm on April 13, 2007 Permalink |
Listen Roi, we Cephal-ipods know all about you and your “music”
Everyone on the interweb has seen your belly button, so don’t you start on my suckers young man.
Derek Coleman 5:04 pm on April 13, 2007 Permalink |
So much contempt, yet so sophisticated at the same time.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/net9/458089444/
Big D 5:02 pm on April 14, 2007 Permalink |
My dog, Ben, has three legs, and thats plenty. Motherfucker.
Doctor Mocktopus 7:01 am on April 16, 2007 Permalink |
I remember you Big D when you were Little D. You probably don’t remember, but there was a dream that you had when you were about five years old. You woke up having wet the bed after dreaming of a Giant Aristocratic Octopus which pushed it’s tentacles up your nostrils, and then it pushed out your little jelly child eyes. Oh yes. We ALL remember that dream very well.
LMAO.
Phil Dearson Baritone English Villain 11:11 am on April 17, 2007 Permalink |
Hmm. Need an evil job, my good Doctor?
Big D 7:20 am on April 19, 2007 Permalink |
Hey, I remember that dream, doc. Wow, I had pushed it so far back into the recesses of my mind, that up until now, it was running on a constant loop in the mind of my previous life form.
Speaking of dreams, I am being sued by Frito Lay because I dreamed about their bbq Fritos without clearing rights to their brand. I hate you brand guys. You sue me for my dreams.