BrandMastor ProductLabz (TM) Presents…

The Metal Cologne Collection

Celebrities endorse almost everything these days. Even to the point of pretending to have actually taken part in the design of the product they endorse. Too cool! Madonna actually designed this poly-cotton blouse for me! J-Lo made this perfume so I would smell sexxxy bottom! At BrandMastor we have decided to link 2 hot memes.

Meme 1: Ironic ignorance of 80′s metal empowers the resurgence of little known metal bands merchandise

Meme 2: People in music endorsing colognes (Puff Daddy (Sean John), G.G. Allin, etc.)

We combine them together because that means DoubleProductPower (TM)*! Click to see first product board hot off the creative desking environment here at BMPL (TM)! We see this product appealing to either the AXE/LYNX crowd or retarded sluts.

The Metal Cologne Collection - Series 1 - Stryper and Accept

Shock and AWE!!!

You know Lohan and Hilton are going to be all over this like starving dogs on babies. So get licensing, you bastards, before all the money flees to China.

* Also known as Your product…to the power of x 2