Archive for April, 2007

Bald Boss Theme Tune

BrandMastor ProductLabz tm, brands bald again!

Following our successful branding of bald opera star with his heart filled with murder, Phil Dearson Baritone English Villian, we here at BMPL tm have taken up the torch again to add some pizzaz! and hoo-ha! to a lonely young man’s brand. We thought BALD BOSS was already an exciting brand with a distinctive look. So in this case it is not so much a rebrand that we are doing, but we are adding a new layer of meaning to a pre-existing brand. A brand refresh if you will.

As everyone knows, even the most brandalicious brands can become stale over time, so we have given it a much needed shot in the arm. YOU WILL AGREE. (And so would MARK WONG)

Man Chop Squid

It’s disgusting, really disgusting. This beautiful creature chopped up by a singing chef. He chops it’s eye last. He is a horrible chef. I pity the woman who married him. Don’t let MARK WONG see this.

Mark Wong Beat us to the Post

Mark Wong? For Less? Never!!!!!!!!!!

Apparently Mark Wong now appears ahead of us on a Google search for “Mark Wong”. Well Mark Wong I bet you are pretty Mark Wong proud of your Mark Wong self! I wonder if you are thinking, Mark Wong style, about whether this post with all its mentions of Mark Wong is going to make our site appear as the top Mark Wong result when searching for Mark Wong on Google! Well keep wondering Mark, it’s not wrong to wonder about Wong!

We won’t know for a few days. That’s a few days for me but I bet they’ll seem longer to you! Especially if your name is…

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Advice for Trainee Suicides

The 5.16 from Metropark was very late today due to an incident at Princeton. Here are some words of advice from my fellow passengers I’d like to pass onto those of you considering suicide by train.

1. If you want kill yourself go ahead. In fact come over here and I’ll stab you! Just don’t be inconveniencing me!

2. Lie down and take a bottle of pills just don’t be messing with New Jersey Transit.

Bye for now!

Happy Birthday Roi

May the day bring you a fresh coat of paint, and a new shiny wheel, and a nice piece of string.

Roi Robertson

I Don’t Really Get It…

but i like it

The Dark Is Rising - In production

Susan Cooper’s extraordinary children’s books are being brought to the big screen. Christopher Eccleston is signed on so far…

groovy illustration

The Gentleman of Horror

Christopher Gullo has taken it upon himself to create the Peter Cushing Museum Online. It’s full of interesting details about Cushing’s life. I completely heart Peter Cushing. He was so twinkly and magical.

Self Portrait by Peter Cushing

Carrie Fisher said that he smelt like ‘lavender and linen’ on the set of Star Wars. No foul stench there! I think that sparkly little David Tennant channels him in Doctor Who.

We watched Night Creatures last night (which is about Pirates, yay!) and I won’t give away the story but of course he lights up the screen. There is a lot to say about him, he was a painter, specialising in watercolours. He adored his wife and he couldn’t live without her after she died. He had beautiful copperplate handwriting. His long, long friendship with Christopher Lee, we younglings cannot imagine. When I think of him I just feel this overwhelming greatfulness that he existed. What a dear, sweet man.

Night Creatures poster

Dr. Mocktopus: Me Like

And me thought you humans not know how to make TV show.

Photographic Evidence that Dr. Mocktopus ‘Oomoos’

Cleary an oomoo maneuver out of a crack in in aquarium. Disgusting!