Archive for March, 2007

not static

Music is our witness and comforter through dark times, it cheers us on when we are happy. It is a teacher and wiser friend. It can be cynical when we need to hate. It can punish us when we need to hurt. It can make you fall in love. It can remind you why you fell in love. It flows through time in many forms and snakes its way around us like white Chinese water dragons, whispering ‘On, on!’

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Do you want to hire this actor?

Very Nice!

Look at him, he is so nice! He is my friend Peter! His stage name is Lincoln James and he is a really nice person. He sang at our London wedding, a Sinatra song sung by holographic crooner Vic Fontaine in Deep Space 9, “The Best is yet to come”

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Elf female with own Oracle seeks Underwater Temple to guard.

If you do have an underwater temple that needs guarding, I’m the Elfess for the job.
Please make sure there are no spiders in the Underwater temple, but do not kill them if you find them, instead ask them nicely to “go away for a bit”

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A unFlappy Floriday

I miss my husband :(
magic him home please

Ant Liberation Front

Our very own Highwaywoman, Madam Stan is raising a bit of cash for her computer. Why is this important? Well, she is the founder of the Ant Liberation Front and organiser of AntFest 2007. Continue reading ‘Ant Liberation Front’

Spy Kids 2 - Movie Review

“Spy Kids 2 is a ‘truly great film’ for both adults and children.”
-Our niece, Madison, age 7

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nay Florida

Poor Adam has to fly to Florida for a trade show this morning. However as these ‘trade shows’ tend to have ‘floorshows’ with ’sexy’ women parading mobile phones around, any wife would feel a little worried. I mean check out these pretty flamingoes.

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yay Visa

Just got my Visa sorted after a lot of unnecessary nonsense from the old law firm that used to advise Adam’s company (and who no longer do)

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The Highwayman

Roi from Mechanical Cabaret wrote the music. I sang the song in my bestest pretentious Gothic girl voice. We recorded it about 5 years ago, maybe longer. The video is temporary until I can get hold of a highwayman costume, a glossy horse and a large smoke machine.

New and Improved Deptford Beach Babes

This is the new line up of band I used to sing with and the beautiful Jenny used to play bass with in London.

New Line up

It’s the project of Renaissance Woman Ella Guru, writer, singer, musician, artist, photographer and mother.
Ella’s website is here with her paintings and the band gig info, as well as the Stuckist Art Movement Forum.

Terminal Teenager - Oil on Canvas