Pepsi Magic

When I was walking to work this morning a lady in her late 40’s early 50’s wearing a Metro Transit Authority uniform dropped her 12 oz. plastic bottle of Pepsi on the ground. “Bad Pepsi”, she said in a slightly backwards voice.

“It’s trying to get away”, I said, as she obviously had told her Pepsi off in a public way and perhaps wanted some approval or acknowledgment.

“If it goes any farther I will have to go to the hospital”, she said.