- two of them, one next to the other on his bottom lip, which has resembled an emergency escape dinghy for the last three days.
Since returning from Barcelona he has been ill with the Flu of the Giant Lip Monstor Tentacle Beastor Yuck Illness.

I put him on the sofa with films and incense at points where he felt too exhausted. Got organic veggies from Sobseys, made veggie chilli, curried carrot soup, Chinese rice doused with hot chilli oil, all to knock out the infection. I got him a herbal remedy for the lip, it’s got lots of good skin fixing stuff in it, but his poor lip suffered a lot before reaching the point today, where it just looks like he has bit a chunk out of Predator after a terrible fight as opposed to looking as though the Eye of Sauron and it’s girlfriend had built a new lovenest on his lip. A cold teabag is an anaesthetic, Diluted lavender and aloe vera lip balm get used now to heal the cracked skin.

He’s lying next to me right now, snoring enthusiastically like a Grizzly bear.

I have decided to post a picture of a little mouse that someone posted here, rather than a close up of Adam’s horrid coldsores.

I would like to think that this mouse is named Timothy. Timothy Spoon.