Black Pepsi Magic
It was an omen. The Bad Pepsi Lady made the Pepsi machine disappear from the 4th floor by the parking garage!
Archive for February, 2007
Pepsi Magic
When I was walking to work this morning a lady in her late 40’s early 50’s wearing a Metro Transit Authority uniform dropped her 12 oz. plastic bottle of Pepsi on the ground. “Bad Pepsi”, she said in a slightly backwards voice.
“It’s trying to get away”, I said, as she obviously had told her Pepsi off in a public way and perhaps wanted some approval or acknowledgment.
“If it goes any farther I will have to go to the hospital”, she said.
We interrupt the gripping saga of Mark Wong Web Developer versus the Forces of Evil to bring you this Electro-Tronica music flash.
My bestest friend ever Roi has a London based band Mechanical Cabaret
They have a lovely new album out and Martin from Katskan made them a smashing video. So I can show-you-tell-you all about them.
The video is here.
Click Here
Adam designed their website.
Please buy their album so they can eat.
Suddenly, Mark Wong Web Developer felt a strange sleepiness overcome him. Even though he had been threatened by the terrifying small orange cat, Account Manager Toby Gunton, he suddenly felt as though it wasn’t happening. He had drifted away in his mind.
A non existent mist wove around his bowl and he felt his little fins go a bit funny.
“I feel a bit funny” He thought to himself,
Barely (yawn) able (yaaawn) to keep his eyes (yaaaaawn) open. He gave in and closed his eyes.
All went black.
Suddenly a piercing noise invaded his slumber! Standing next to his bowl was Phil Dearson Baritone English Villian!
The Evil operatic genius leaned closely to Mark Wong Web Developer’s small blue ear
All of a sudden, he uttered these words in the form of a beautiful Bel Canto song.
Mark Wong Web Developer thought it was the most lovely song he had ever heard. It lulled him into a defenseless sort of small swim. Little did he remember the danger that had threatened him, in only the last post! Instead he sweetly followed Phil Dearson Baritone English Villian around his bowl. If only he had hidden behind the plastic seaweed. Maybe he would have had a chance against the menacing star of the Terrifying Opera of the Phantom Menace of the Operas Episode One!
Is it too late? Could this sudden sinister appearance of a new plot device be the end of Mark Wong Web Developer? Will he been taken off his project and put on another one? What about the cuddly orange cat that wants Mark Wong Web Developer for his supper…erm Project? Will I change his water today or tomorrow? So many questions…so little time for Mark Wong Web Developer!
Watch out!
Account Manager Toby Gunton is trying to steal you for his project!
He has his eye on you! See?
Who will save you now? Oh Nooooooo!
oh la la!
My next business trip is to something called CTIA in Orlando, Florida. Have a look at a picture from last year.
We have a new friend at the house… he is called Mark Wong Web Developer.
He is a Siamese Fighting Fish Betta Splendens. He is a beautiful techno blue colour. We tried to get him a companion goldfish. But Mark Wong Web Developer is very territorial and will fight and take nips out of the fins of the other. So unfortunately, Friendly Golden Boy Creative Director Scott Walker Carassius Auratus, must stay in the Pet Store.
Mark Wong Web Developer is friendly to us however. He comes up to the surface for food and is happy building a bubble nest on the surface of the water. This means he is making a nest, perhaps to lure a mate. He was quite into Kiera Knightley Jaw Juttus Piranhus
But he went off her.
Is usually very angry at you.
It is only 4 cm long.
- two of them, one next to the other on his bottom lip, which has resembled an emergency escape dinghy for the last three days.
Since returning from Barcelona he has been ill with the Flu of the Giant Lip Monstor Tentacle Beastor Yuck Illness.
Continue reading ‘Adam’s BIG Coldsores’
Hello I have changed my name to Giant Cold Sore Head. I think you will find it to be a very accurate description of my current medical condition.
I had to wake up at 4 am to catch a plane to Madrid and now I’m waiting for a plane to Newark.
Oh you know what else? Everything sucks.
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