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  • Adam Cavill 3:37 pm on February 27, 2007 Permalink | Reply  

    Bad Pepsi, Part 2 

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    Black Pepsi Magic
    It was an omen. The Bad Pepsi Lady made the Pepsi machine disappear from the 4th floor by the parking garage!

     
    • David Dave Dave Dav D David 3:34 pm on March 1, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      2001 a space odyssey

  • Adam Cavill 10:38 am on February 27, 2007 Permalink | Reply  

    Bad Pepsi 

    Bad Pepsi
    Pepsi Magic

    When I was walking to work this morning a lady in her late 40′s early 50′s wearing a Metro Transit Authority uniform dropped her 12 oz. plastic bottle of Pepsi on the ground. “Bad Pepsi”, she said in a slightly backwards voice.

    “It’s trying to get away”, I said, as she obviously had told her Pepsi off in a public way and perhaps wanted some approval or acknowledgment.

    “If it goes any farther I will have to go to the hospital”, she said.

     
  • Tigerlili Cavill 9:33 pm on February 26, 2007 Permalink | Reply  

    Intermission 

    We interrupt the gripping saga of Mark Wong Web Developer versus the Forces of Evil to bring you this Electro-Tronica music flash.

    My bestest friend ever Roi has a London based band Mechanical Cabaret

    They have a lovely new album out and Martin from Katskan made them a smashing video. So I can show-you-tell-you all about them.

    Naughty Boys

    The video is here.
    Click Here

    Adam designed their website.

    Please buy their album so they can eat.

     
  • Tigerlili Cavill 11:59 pm on February 25, 2007 Permalink | Reply  

    Suddenly Temptation! 

    Suddenly, Mark Wong Web Developer felt a strange sleepiness overcome him. Even though he had been threatened by the terrifying small orange cat, Account Manager Toby Gunton, he suddenly felt as though it wasn’t happening. He had drifted away in his mind.

    A non existent mist wove around his bowl and he felt his little fins go a bit funny.
    “I feel a bit funny” He thought to himself,

    Barely (yawn) able (yaaawn) to keep his eyes (yaaaaawn) open. He gave in and closed his eyes.

    All went black.

    Suddenly a piercing noise invaded his slumber! Standing next to his bowl was Phil Dearson Baritone English Villian!

    "Mwahahahahahah hahah!"

    The Evil operatic genius leaned closely to Mark Wong Web Developer’s small blue ear

    "Listen to me little fishy"

    All of a sudden, he uttered these words in the form of a beautiful Bel Canto song.

    "Alla Khazam Fishcakes!"

    Mark Wong Web Developer thought it was the most lovely song he had ever heard. It lulled him into a defenseless sort of small swim. Little did he remember the danger that had threatened him, in only the last post! Instead he sweetly followed Phil Dearson Baritone English Villian around his bowl. If only he had hidden behind the plastic seaweed. Maybe he would have had a chance against the menacing star of the Terrifying Opera of the Phantom Menace of the Operas Episode One!

    "Now you are in my POWORRR!"

    Is it too late? Could this sudden sinister appearance of a new plot device be the end of Mark Wong Web Developer? Will he been taken off his project and put on another one? What about the cuddly orange cat that wants Mark Wong Web Developer for his supper…erm Project? Will I change his water today or tomorrow? So many questions…so little time for Mark Wong Web Developer!

    "Now I shall stand over this side, because it is MORE IN THE SHADOW!"

     
    • Derek Coleman 9:09 am on February 26, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      Oh, the suspense is killing me! :)

    • Toby 11:22 am on February 27, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      I’m rooting for the cat. Mark wong Web Developer needs a new project!

    • Alan 3:25 pm on February 27, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      I reckon Mr Wong has it covered… just look at that stare!

    • Phil Dearson Baritone English Villain 5:48 am on March 2, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      You fools. Foooooools, I say! Now no-one can save Mark Wong Web Developer. Apart from Pesky Kids, of course, who always seem to ruin everything.

  • Adam Cavill 11:04 am on February 23, 2007 Permalink | Reply  

    Look Out Mark Wong Web Developer! 

    Watch out!
    Account Manager Toby Gunton is trying to steal you for his project!

    Cat Fishing

    He has his eye on you! See?

    Eye of the Tiger

    Who will save you now? Oh Nooooooo!

     
    • Phil Dearson, Pointless Twat 12:15 pm on February 23, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      He is lost, LOST I SAY. Nobody escapes the Eye of Tring!

    • Derek Coleman 2:01 pm on February 23, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      Oh noes!! Hide behind the fake seaweed Mark Wong!
      d!_!b

      - ).(.

    • Toby 11:20 am on February 27, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      I’m afraid Phil Dearson Internet guru is right, nothing escapes the all seeing eye of Tring.

  • Adam Cavill 1:34 pm on February 22, 2007 Permalink | Reply  

    My Next Business Trip 

    Sexxxy Dance
    oh la la!
    My next business trip is to something called CTIA in Orlando, Florida. Have a look at a picture from last year.

     
  • Adam Cavill 11:25 am on February 22, 2007 Permalink | Reply  

    Our New Friend 

    Web Developer Mark Wong Web Developer Mark Wong Web Developer Mark Wong
    We have a new friend at the house… he is called Mark Wong Web Developer.

    He is a Siamese Fighting Fish Betta Splendens. He is a beautiful techno blue colour. We tried to get him a companion goldfish. But Mark Wong Web Developer is very territorial and will fight and take nips out of the fins of the other. So unfortunately, Friendly Golden Boy Creative Director Scott Walker Carassius Auratus, must stay in the Pet Store.

    Mark Wong Web Developer is friendly to us however. He comes up to the surface for food and is happy building a bubble nest on the surface of the water. This means he is making a nest, perhaps to lure a mate. He was quite into Kiera Knightley Jaw Juttus Piranhus

    KeiraPiranha

    But he went off her.

     
    • Toby 8:52 am on February 23, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      Mark Wong Web Developer looks like a lovely fish. you may want to try teaming him up with Lee Barrows Coder as I find they mix quite well. Especially between the hours of 9.30am and 6pm.

    • Alan 3:18 pm on February 27, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      Man wonky is the cutest fish I have ever seen!

  • Adam Cavill 10:57 am on February 22, 2007 Permalink | Reply  

    Flying Baby Crab Cat 

    Flying Baby Crab Cat
    Is usually very angry at you.
    It is only 4 cm long.

     
  • Tigerlili Cavill 12:16 am on February 21, 2007 Permalink | Reply  

    Adam’s BIG Coldsores 

    - two of them, one next to the other on his bottom lip, which has resembled an emergency escape dinghy for the last three days.
    Since returning from Barcelona he has been ill with the Flu of the Giant Lip Monstor Tentacle Beastor Yuck Illness.
    (More …)

     
  • Adam Cavill 4:12 am on February 16, 2007 Permalink | Reply  

    Me se llamo “Giant Cold Sore Face” 

    Hello I have changed my name to Giant Cold Sore Head. I think you will find it to be a very accurate description of my current medical condition.

    I had to wake up at 4 am to catch a plane to Madrid and now I’m waiting for a plane to Newark.

    Oh you know what else? Everything sucks.

     
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