Music of the Gym

The New Village People Party at My gym

I go to the gym 3 or 4 times a week before work. They play music there which is inappropriately clubby for that time of the morning. Most people don’t seem to mind because they’re jacked into their Ipods having a futile personal fitness experience.

Everyone looks about the same in gym clothes so it’s impossible to guess what they might be listening to. Is it Entombed or The Scissor Sisters? MF Doom or Travis? Could be Johnny Mathis for that matter. There is NO WAY to tell without asking. I will not chance even becoming VAGUELY acquainted with anyone at the gym for reasons of my own.

7.30 AM INAPPROPRIATE GYM MUSIC #1:
YMCA, The Village People

IDEAS FOR MORE 7.30 AM INAPPROPRIATE GYM MUSIC:
Let’s Get Physical: O. Newton John
I’ve Got the Power: Snap
Everybody Dance Now: C&C Music Factory

I’m sure I’ll think of more. Then I’ll phone the radio and ask.