I love the way that you wiggle, I love the way that you “talk”
I love the way that you bravely squiggle under the bed in the dark
I love the way that you clean up when I’m not around
And the way you finish “hoobering” with that funny beepy sound
Your batteries were included, and I really must just say
Hooby you are the greatest, please don’t go away*

*To the IRobot repair place