People often say to us “Why clone Adam?”

I will tell you why I enjoy cloning Adam, it is so that I have company whilst he is at work. Otherwise my home life would be dull, dull. Having an Adam clone around is much better. I can boss him for a start.  

We have had a few problems with our first clone however. My cloning chamber is not quite airtight and a small purple Lego brick got into it somehow when we did our first experiment. 

The result was this

We have named him Retardo Block. As you can see, he is rugged like Adam, and brawny. But unfortunately, he’s not too bright. He is also overfriendly.

He dislikes fire, man and soup.

He is suspicious of sockmonkeys.

He likes the Empire State Building.