Macy’s got it wrong in the windows big time this year. It’s shrill, a bit more than just Christmas creepy, and derivative.
After the scary Macy’s parade we thought that we should go and check out the famous Macy’s Christmas windows in Herald Square.
This sprawling fiasco of a concept is described as Santa Land, It’s several windows, featuring creepy puppets and Christmas “themes” clearly designed to give children nightmares.
People often say to us “Why clone Adam?”
I will tell you why I enjoy cloning Adam, it is so that I have company whilst he is at work. Otherwise my home life would be dull, dull. Having an Adam clone around is much better. I can boss him for a start.
We have had a few problems with our first clone however. My cloning chamber is not quite airtight and a small purple Lego brick got into it somehow when we did our first experiment.
The result was this
We have named him Retardo Block. As you can see, he is rugged like Adam, and brawny. But unfortunately, he’s not too bright. He is also overfriendly.
He dislikes fire, man and soup.
He is suspicious of sockmonkeys.
He likes the Empire State Building.
When I used to have a computer at home I played a game called City of Villains. The view from Hoboken makes me feel like I’m in game, in real life.
Some things I noticed about New York.
Coloured in my coffee cup lid at work this morning…
There is a wide swathe of industrial land between Hoboken and my job. It is due to this and the fact that there aren’t any ridable roads that I can only use my bicycle in the most insignificant way for commuting. These pictures a pretty representative of what people think of when they think of New Jersey.
I got very confused in the picture book fancy fresh Hoboken grocery store called Sobseys. It has a very good reputation here, and looks like something nostalgic straight out of a Capra movie, with it’s gourds and decorations and warmth of feeling. As I was choosing something for dinner, everyone around me was frantically buying thanksgiving things, huge organic Turkeys, good fruit and veg, Handwritten signs said ‘Pies on order’ and the handmade pies were in little and big boxes on a shelf at the back of the shop, tied with string and with customers names written on them.
Is now derelict. Which is too bad cause it had cool stuff in it. OLD FASHIONED type cool. Anyhoo. Here are some letters.
About trekking time too I say.
We have several friends who are single sci-fi fans and it really fracks me off that they have to put up with inferior non sci-fi interested hu-mans.
Not anymore.
If you happen to be one of our sci-fi single friends I urge you to commence your search for your perfect other-unit online right now. I mean what is the worst thing that could happen?
Alien lady-man could suck out your intenstines via your mouth? What again?
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