So we got to the airport on time thanks to help from our lovely friends. We process our 9 pieces of heavy and somewhat bizarre baggage then pay the excess fees. Seats together? Yes. We pass through a very long security line up and make it through with barely enough time to grab a bottle of water. By the time we reach the gate the Securicor passport guy is yelling this flight is now closing and we are running. On the plane, as usual Virgin has made a big deal out of seating us together but there are many unoccupied rows. Again, Virgin make a big deal about staying in your assigned seats until takeoff even though the doors are closed and no one else is getting on. On our last flight we made the mistake of waiting and watched more agressive and selfish travellers take four seat middle rows for their beds. We move, of course. 3 nice seats. Fire up the PSP and start playing Loco Roco.

Get to the third level or world one

Jut fixing a technical difficulty says Captain Poshvoice

Get to level 5

Still not sure what the difficulty is, Captain PV

My batteries die…

We’re sorry to say that this flight has been cancelled, you will all get seats on the flights leaving later to JFK or Newark says Sky Waitress Tunelesssingsongvoice.

Oh dear.